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1. #HILLARY CLINTON VS DONALD TRUMP EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY SKIN#
2. #HILLARY CLINTON VS DONALD TRUMP EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY PROFESSIONAL#
3. #HILLARY CLINTON VS DONALD TRUMP EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY CRACK#

They used to say you were a handsome crusader. The last tight thing you slid in was an air vent! McClane! South is where your marriage went! I'll finish you right in the lobby! Mission accomplished! Your High Table rules don't apply to this conflict! My headband's red, but I've got no love for commies!Īnd no juice was used to produce these armies! I'm hotter than the suicide girls on your switchboards! When I rip off my shirt and start swinging my stick swords, Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! Obey your superior like good cops and soldiers. I'll put you two in tombs, call it cryptocurrency. I'm delivering blows,Īnd when they land, it won't help to make fists with your toes! So I think I can withstand an excremental ex-commando!Īnd this sad, broken dad-joking popo is no foe So I'm not vexed by vets flexing 'roid-injected pecs!īeing excommunicado wasn't more than I could handle, I craft rhymes with pencils, then jam 'em in necks, You're such weiners, I should call you both John Shaft. Only one of us to go three chapters without sucking.īetween your elevator and the mine where you were trapped, Underworld overachiever looking dapper as I'm bucking.

#HILLARY CLINTON VS DONALD TRUMP EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY PROFESSIONAL#

I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two.Ī proficient, professional killing machine! You, less survival knife you, more survival wife! John Wick: I'm like this prick's ring finger: only need one clip!Ĭ'mon! I been sharp as shattered glass since the late '80s,Īnd like your late pup, I'll leave you pushing up daisies! Leave the underground coin game to Mario Brothers.Īnd John, Bubbe, what the fuck's with the chest butter? You got the trousers tapered and the watch, Bucherer,īut your acting falls flatter than the Hans Gruber! How about a little hakuna matata, Baba Yaga? 'Cause you'll never take the W without the P and O!ĭoes your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro?Ĭan you string that shit up on your compound bow?Īnd lighten up, Wick, with your brooding saga. I haven't stopped killing it since Karl's brother, Tony,Īnd I got your detonators right here, blow me! (Oops!) Need a fire hose to swing on you you're both so below me! I'll set it off like the top of Nakatomi! Sounds sweet!īut no, I'm stuck here with these two jerkweeds,Ībout to kick their ass with bare feet! Argyle, drop the beat! John McClane: Or maybe you could draw an audience to see any of your new movies.Ĭome out to the coast we'll have a few laughs. They want a strong, male leader who can stand up to China.All right, I guess I'll be the one to draw First Blood. To get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you? What do the American people gotta yankee doodle do This will be just like '08 when you fail,Īnd you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew! You don't have the stamina, baby you're frail! The numbers are in, and I'm right on your tail!

#HILLARY CLINTON VS DONALD TRUMP EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY CRACK#

I sense it,īut the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it! (Terrible!) You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary. He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi!

(Believe me.) You wanna talk about misogyny? Your Bill's worse than Cosby! That might not be exactly true, but I don't do politeness. Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS? I brought Michelle's speech borrow some quotes!īut your rhymes are trash put 'em next to your emails. So go ahead, Donald! Let me see you flow!

"Well, grab her by the pussy!"ĭon't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka!īut the ones on the 8th are great, mutha fucka!īetter save the date I'm gonna rock the vote!īad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote! "That's enough, shit!"īut she's married, sir. Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk! You fire celebrities on The Apprentice! Mutha fucka, I fire bin Laden! (Crack!) *cough* Looking like some extras from American Psycho!įirst name is Hillary, middle name Rodham, last name is Clinton, and lyrics, I got 'em! I said that I respect your children, but that wasn't quite right, yo! You don't care about the job, Trump! You just think the desk is shiny! You been going bankrupt since the 90s! If I was in Iran, you couldn't find me!

#HILLARY CLINTON VS DONALD TRUMP EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY SKIN#

You got skin like Russian dressing from too much Russian investing! I was living in the West Wing while you were professional wrestling! You're a man of the people who don't like turbans! I'm a woman of the people that's for certain! I've been in this game too long I'm a public servant! Segera pergi ke sex shop untuk nonton bareng videonya.īerkas:Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton. Mungkin karena penulis artikel ini kebanyakan nonton video Abe Lincoln, Donald Trump, Nice Peter, atau EpicLLOYD. Artikel ini berisi video adu berakngerap dari Epic Rap Battles of History.